In today's exciting episode, Snorb has thoughts on the Summer 2022 2.4 Hours of ZZT game jam! Wooot

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BAILIAP - DarkMatt
When originally uploaded, there was a bug that broke all the alcohol when you looked at it before you started your shift. This got fixed, and I'm playing that version. Reminds me of a more forgiving version of Burger Joint (or Sim #Darkdigital, or that bartending game from that pickup artist ZZT game)! My best score is 233 =p

EMISSIAN - RT-55J
As soon as I saw the definition and the mention of Turkish delight, I *knew* where this was going, and it didn't disappoint! (why yes I do love the song because my first exposure to it was a Tiny Toons Adventures episode from 32 years ago, god above i am old)

GOURDI - WiL
(ONE ROUND OF TECHNICAL BUFFOONERY ON SNORB'S PART LATER...)
Lovely graphics, as expected from a WiL game! Sadly, I had to resort to the walkthrough video for two puzzles because I'm not smart (the northeast puzzle and the red/green puzzle) but I did like the story. (Though I have questions.)

HAHOL - Dr. Dos
I love the title screen (I am biased because I recommended filling in the negative space on the stream XD). Also a fan of how it _starts_ serious (complete with nod to *The UnReal World,* the Iron Age Finland roguelike that I am very bad at!) and then it degenerates from there. I will always enjoy references to my favorite comic strip, too XD

LADYGIRL - Lancer-X
Lancer-X didn't upload their entry, so I can't have thoughts on this one! ;_;

KOLKTAS - H1~~[energizer symbol]
H1 didn't upload their entry, so I can't have thoughts on this one either! ;_;

MUGBOAT - Verasev
It is a very lovely mugboat! I would legit love to see a whole world of art like this ^_^

PILEAD - Zinfandel
Zin mentioned on the Discord that we shared the same brain cell making our games; I kinda see what he means now! Love the sound effects on the first playable board (they fit the action perfectly!) and a nice use of conveyors and fakes! (And I am **glad** that we share the same opinion on An Awful Terrible No-Good Object that was grossly overused in ZZT games!)

SARVEY - Junk
I love the art on the title screen! Gameplay is the good ol' "shoot at the lions and ruffians in constrained spaces" that ZZT is well-famous for, but I still had fun!

SERAGE - GreaseMonkey
(A SECOND ROUND OF TECHNICAL BUFFOONERY ON SNORB'S PART LATER...)
There we go! Fun little ClassicZoo puzzle that... I can't remember what it reminds me of? Not the 15 Puzzle? Kinda like a 2D Rubik's Cube! =) I didn't know boulders could do that XD

ZOLOTL
I made this! It's an entry! I lucked out in the best way possible with my word! And I still blew it! :v

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THE FINAL JUDGEMENT
Y'all winners in my book! That's right, Rose, just this once, EVERYBODY ~~LIVES~~ WINS!!